Even More Acronyms

ACRONYMS!!!

Ahh... MORE ACRONYMS!!!!! This one was sent to me as a reply to my decoding of MEH(Molar Extraction Hypnosis). This one says HMMM...NOPE. I don't know why there is an ellipse in there, but I think she made it up while thinking, thus explaining the ellipse. I will remove the ellipse in the acronym explanation

'HMMMNOPE' stands for:

Higher Mushroom Management Makes Nominating Optimistic People Easier

I'm supposing Higher Mushroom Management is an organization of some sort. If you come up with a better explanation, please tell me.

More Acronyms

ACRONYMS!!!

I have added a bouncing title to the acronyms post for entertainment purposes. Anyways, on with the post.

Again, I feel the terrible wrath of boredom... and tiredness. And so, to entertain myself, and whoever actually reads these, I have decided to post another acronym created by Turritopsis Uroboros, and decoded by me, the MUSHROOM KING!!!!!!!!! Anyways, this acronyms was sent to me during an email, like most of them are. She send MEH to me as a response to some of my questions. Well, this is how I decoded it.

'MEH' stands for:

Molar Extraction Hypnosis

Well, if you don't understand what this was for, she was having a molar extraction surgery, and was hypnotised to minimise the pain. Unfortunately, the hypnosis lasted longer than expected, and so she typed MEH to show how akward she was feeling at the moment. Well, I have nothing more to post. Goodbye people!

Acronyms... Acronyms...

ACRONYMS!!!  

Anyways, if you look to the sidebar, you will see my followers list. In the followers list (which has only 4 people), you will see a person named VKBLACKWELL, who you will know as Turritopsis Uroboros. Anyways, Turritopsis usually sends a random acronym to me in an email every now and then. She is very, how should I say, obsessed with acronyms, and it makes it more difficult, yet more entertaining, to read her emails. Before this, I had no idea how brilliant I was at decoding acronyms. Anyways, I have decided to make a list of acronyms that she has created, and post one every now and then. First, we have her username itself.

'VKBLACKWELL' stands for:

Vitamins Kill Bees Lacking Abilities that Counteract Killer Wisdom-Enhancing Lemony Liquids

Isn't that interesting? Now, with this new piece of knowledge, please continue with your daily life as you normally do, saying the FUNGUS STATEMENT to everyone you meet, everywhere you go. That is all, goodbye.

Anyways, while we wait for Bob the Familiar Guy to make our background, which he hasn't replied to my email about in the first place, I will put up this random post which has nothing useful in it.

FUNGUS STATEMENT ADDED!!!!!

As you can see, I've added the FUNGUS STATEMENT below the title, so now, you can memorise it easier!!! And it uses marquee, so it catches your attention better. HAHAHA

Something to Do...

Hmm... what should happen now, I don't know. I suppose that since I am bored, I shall post something... but what? That is the question here.

Hmm... I believe I just obtained a great idea!!! I'll post "To be or not to be"! Well, Here it is:

"To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause – there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered."

Anyways, whoever you are, as I only recall two people who actually read this (Turritopsis Uroboros and Bob the Familiar Guy), feel free to memorise this. Until next time... whenever that may be.

Title Update

NEW TITLE AGAIN!!!! Well, not really, I just added a gradiented border so that the title fits in more, but it looks much better now. Anyways, I'm still looking for a background. Now, if Bob the Familiar Guy (spirit of retribution) would like to photoshop something up and send it to me, that would be nice. Then, I could actually begin posting things(well, I still don't really know what I made this blog for, so that's going to be a problem). Anyways, if anyone else would be willing to create a nice background, that would help us(me) greatly, thank you very much.

NEW TITLE!!!!!

As you can see, I have successfully changed the old background into an AMAZING TITLE!!!!!! YES!!!!! Well, It could be better. One thing I am currently trying to do is to add a gradient, so it will look more 'fitting' into the web page. Well, I'll do that next time, I suppose. Or maybe today if I have time. Well, that is all.

Backgrounds Wanted

Well, since this blog is under construction, I am currently looking for a good background. The previous one was removed because it was insanely hard to see the text with. I will probably turn that into a banner or something. I need a simple picture of some form of a kingdom or the other. As little color change as possible while still maintaining exeptional quality. Thank you very much.

Under Construction

YOU SHALL EAT FUNGUS FOR FUNGUS IS GOOD FOR YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH, THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!

Above, you see the legendary FUNGUS STATEMENT!!!!! Feel free to memorise it.



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