Fungus Statement

YOU SHALL EAT FUNGUS, FOR FUNGUS IS GOOD FOR YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH SO THAT YOU MAY HAVE THANKS AND A NICE DAY!!!!! Above, you see the legendary FUNGUS STATEMENT. Feel free to memorize it.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Even More Editing...

... to come. I'm going to work out the problem with "thanks and have a nice day" being a clause.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

More Editing

You shall eat fungus, for fungus is good for your personal health therefore thanks and have a nice day!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

FUNGUS STATEMENT UPDATE!!!!!

As you shall eat fungus, fungus is good for your personal health; thanks and have a nice day!

Thursday, November 24, 2011

"Quote" (Double Quote)

In a conversation with Aftere, an exchange of statements were made. She suggested it be a quote. Since it's a combination of quotes from two people, consider it a double quote.


Aftere: Security wouldn't matter in a perfect world
Mushking: but in a world that changes, there is no perfect world
 Aftere is enjoying her name, by the way. At least the first part. It's nice to know.

After I Die

That was the naming material given to me by the one who many of you elect "Queen". Her name is now "Aftere Le Diee", after much alteration. Call her that from now on. Thanks and have a nice day.

Also, if you didn't notice, she joined the blog!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

I Shall Post

Yes I shall. I've noticed that the Fungus Statement is actually grammatically incorrect, which is quite shocking. The Power of Fungus fixes this, of course, but I may want to change it to be grammatically correct so that it may be more... grammatically correct. Anyways, I have decided that the comma will be changed to a semicolon, and that I will add a subordinating conjunction to the first clause. That leaves the question of which one to use. As? Until? Because? If? If you have an idea about this, please comment. Thanks and have a nice day!

Friday, November 11, 2011

I have a bleeding eye

...lid, because JOSH (must name him soon) accidentally kicked me in the face. Fortunately, it's not the eye itself, but the eyelid. I also have a cut finger, and a scratched shoulder. It's quite inconvenient. I'll expect the shoulder to heal soon, perhaps tomorrow.

I believe that I'm making this post somewhat like the nature of Turritopsis Uroboros's posts, by complaining about the ailments in which we currently have. Speaking of which, Turritopsis's pull buoy is either in the possesion of Emily (must name her as well), or at the Rowlinson lost and found. If anyone manages to make contact with Turritopsis, please deliver this message. Thanks.