The Story of Kevmen Guy the Caveman

Like in all Oblivion stories, this one begins in a jail cell. Kevmen Guy was a high elf caveman. Nobody knows how this happened, because high elves are "high" and cavemen are primitive. We can only suppose that he was a more primitive version of the high elf. Anyways, he went the usual path any Oblivion player would. He followed the emperor out the secret passage, was given the amulet to be given to Jauffre, and left through the sewers. Soon, he found his way to Imperial City. There was only one problem though, he was blocked out by a huge wall. After looking around the wall for half an hour, he discovered a path. As he walked along the path, he saw a person and an opportunity. Quickly, he drew his sword and started slashing at the person. As the person was nearing death, she suddenly created this funny looking purple cloud which put Kevmen to sleep for a few seconds, giving her the time to punch him back. When Kevmen awoke, he struck back with his sword before being put back to sleep. This cycle continued for a while until Kevmen finally killed the random person. But when he checked what was on the person, he was very disappointed. Nothing but some clothes and about 2 coins. He continued looking for a way in to Imperial City, when he came upon a stable. Another opportunity. He found a great white horse and jumped on. He evaded the guards that began chasing him, and rode as far away as he could. That ended things for him in Imperial City. Oh well, he should head for Jauffre about now. Jauffre inhabited Waynon Priory near a city named Chorrol. After arriving, he gave Jauffre the amulet. In return, Jauffre allowed Kevmen Guy to access his chest of random equipment. Kevmen took a claymore, some arrows, and a better bow. Then, he decided to find a place to sleep. There was a house next to Waynon Priory, but someone was sleeping in the bed. Kevmen decided that since he was in heavy need of a bed, he shot the guy with a fireball. The guy was angry, and so he jumped out of the bed and threw a punch at Kevmen. Right before the punch hit Kevmen, the guy decided that he was tired, and so he got back on the bed and went back to sleep. Kevmen guy threw another fireball at him once he fell asleep again, but the same thing happened. This continued until the guy was severely injured, and ran out the door. Kevmen Guy decided not to pursue him because he was too tired to run from the guards that were outside. So Kevmen Guy slept. In the middle of his sleep, a random guy in a black robe came in and visited him. He told Kevmen Guy to kill someone at this inn somewhere. Before the robed man left, Kevmen got the opportunity to pickpocket him and get a lockpick and 5 coins! The next day, this Caveman learned a new spell! He decided to try it out, so he went into the stable at Chorrol and used his "Turn Undead" spell on a horse. Unfortunately, nothing happened, and guards came after him again. He quickly mounted another horse and fled. He returned to Chorrol when the guards had forgotten him, and blasted the owner of the stable with a fireball. The guards came after him again, but Kevmen couldn't get on a horse, and ran. When most of the guards went back, one of them stayed close after Kevmen. He decided to use his bow and shoot the guard. Since the guard only had a sword, Kevmen was safely out of his reach, as long as he kept running. So Kevmen was shooting arrows at the guard for a long time while running away from him. Many of his arrows missed, but finally, the guard died. Kevmen scavenged some better armor from the guard, and went back to Chorrol. Unfortunately, all the guards noticed him and started chasing. Kevmen was once again forced into running. He tried to pull out his bow, but didn't look closely at the road, accidentally jumped off a cliff, and died.

Members List

After constant pestering from Mark Clark, I have finally added the Members of the Mushroom Kindom page. This new post also kicks the "Pat Pat Pat" post off of the front page, unfortunately.

Coming Soon - The Story of Kevmen Guy the Caveman!

Kevmen Guy the Caveman is an Oblivion character my friend Kevmen made on my computer. He has a very entertaining and random story to tell containing a murder, a failing spell, and a very humorous way to kill a guard. This story will be coming soon to this blog. Maybe.

Lag: A Major Cause of Death in the Virtual World

It probably wasn't the best idea going bear hunting in Mabinogi with the lag caused by downloading Dragon Nest at 350KB/s (Currently 73%!!!). It got me killed twice. After killing 2 bears, I tried killing a third, which I successfully killed, but sustained massive damage due to lag. Suddenly A WISP CAME UP TO ME AND BLASTED ME WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! I dropped my Dragon Rider Boots to that death, so I revived on spot and picked it up WHEN THE WISP CAME AND BLASTED ME AGAIN!!!!!! This time, I dropped my Sheep Robe, which was an event item, and very cheap to get back from the Lost and Found center. Anyways, for those of you that play Mabinogi (Mark Clark, John the Reviver, possibly some other people), you should know what I am speaking of. Otherwise, carry on with the rest of your day.

What Tomorrow Means to Turritopsis Uroboros

ACRONYMS!!!
That magical scrolling word means that there is an acronym to be shown. If you visit Turritopsis's blog, the second most current post (as of now) ends with "Tomorrow I'll actually talk about something important.". Unfortunately, Turritopsis did not post the next day as we all anticipated. Instead, she posted 26 days afterwards. This led me to believe that TOMORROW is actually an acronym and stands for something.

'TOMORROW' stands for:

Turritopsis Ouroboros's Mushroom Orchard Restores Right Operating Weather

Hey! Turritopsis has a MUSHROOM ORCHARD!!!!!! I commend you for that. For those of you that don't know, Turritopsis spells her last name with an "o", so what is Uroboros becomes Ouroboros. It seems that her mushroom orchard could not grow because the weather at her residence was not suited for such. 26 days later, the weather returned to normal, giving Turritopsis the time to post once again, instead of constantly replenishing water to her crops. Let us all wish Turritopsis's mushroom orchard to grow a healthy and plentiful supply of mushrooms for us to eat!

The Pat Post

There was a post in this blog that consisted purely of "pat"s. The specific number of pats within the actual content of the post is the maximum number of pats that will fit into Google Talk's chat box. If you would like to spam someone with "pat"s, simply copy the contents of the post, and constantly alternate between pressing "ctrl + v" and "enter". Thanks and have a nice day!

Three Simple Steps to Destroy a Microwave

Note: These steps may vary from microwave to microwave. For your personal success, please analyse your microwave before proceeding. Thank you for your cooperation

Hello random people, welcome to this new random blog post! Here I will teach you how to destroy a microwave! Unfortunately, I do not have pictures because when I did this, I didn't have a camera around. I couldn't recreate the event afterwards because... the microwave was destroyed. Yea. So, here are the three simple steps to follow:

1. Press the "9" button on your microwave four times
2. Press the "start" button
3. Wait

Step 3 may take a while. If you hear a ding, then you know that you probably succeeded. Either that, or your microwave sucks and the microwave is still "functional". If this is the case, get a mechanic, then repeat steps 1-3 again. If you start to smell something smoking, then the process has begun. You will know when it is finished if your microwave is either heavily deformed, the timer stops, or something explodes. Good luck!

I take no responsibility in the damages or problems you may cause by using this procedure. That is your problem, not mine.

314 VISITS

314 VISITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great, isn't it? Aside from that, Mark Clark has just followed this blog. Mark Clark is one of my loyal followers as well. He is the Royal Architect for the Mushroom Kingdom! Well, that is all. Have a nice day!

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That was a random title. I don't even know why I put it there. I STILL have nothing to do with this blog, and I am only posting because I feel the need to (remember the MERP?). Still, since I have made a title, I shall go with it. To everyone who reads my blog that doesn't know how to pat heads (very few, considering my followers): You will simply go up to someone, and touch the top of their head with the palm of your hand (any part of your hand will do, but go for the palm). Then, the other person must attempt to go for your head. The one with the most pats on the other person's head by the designated end time (1 minute, 1 hour, end of the day, never, etc.) wins! Thats about it.