Three Simple Steps to Destroy a Microwave

Note: These steps may vary from microwave to microwave. For your personal success, please analyse your microwave before proceeding. Thank you for your cooperation

Hello random people, welcome to this new random blog post! Here I will teach you how to destroy a microwave! Unfortunately, I do not have pictures because when I did this, I didn't have a camera around. I couldn't recreate the event afterwards because... the microwave was destroyed. Yea. So, here are the three simple steps to follow:

1. Press the "9" button on your microwave four times
2. Press the "start" button
3. Wait

Step 3 may take a while. If you hear a ding, then you know that you probably succeeded. Either that, or your microwave sucks and the microwave is still "functional". If this is the case, get a mechanic, then repeat steps 1-3 again. If you start to smell something smoking, then the process has begun. You will know when it is finished if your microwave is either heavily deformed, the timer stops, or something explodes. Good luck!

I take no responsibility in the damages or problems you may cause by using this procedure. That is your problem, not mine.