MORE REVISIONS!!!!!

Read the post after this. It is very important.

Anyways, I've decided to rewrite "thanks and have a nice day", because "thanks" doesn't work grammatically there, and "thank you" is a complete sentence itself. Here is the new revised version:

You shall eat fungus, for fungus is good for your personal health so that you may have thanks and a nice day!


Now memorize this one. It shall be the NEW AND IMPROVED FUNGUS STATEMENT!!!!!

Uncommon Vanilla and Nahcnueel the Necromancer

Congratulations Vanilla and Nahcnueel, you have been added to the page of members! I still feel like I'm missing people from that page, although I probably haven't assigned jobs to them yet. Mye House II should get one. I would also suggest Aftere getting one, but I'm pretty sure everyone would suggest "Queen", which shall belong to nobody at the moment. Meanwhile I think of a possibility for her alone, you people can suggest ideas for Mye House II! We also need to get more people to use this page. Ideas for both of these topics are open to suggestions!

Sailing into a Cage

Here's another insane Touhou piano piece known as "Voyage into a Cage".

With this guy playing it, I challenge all of you people who consider yourself pianists to learn this piece as well.
Here is a link to the sheet music: http://www.amanogawa.to/annex/score/voyage.pdf

Quote by Bot Plant

Homework=the love and joy of my life.

- Bot Plant

Even More Editing...

... to come. I'm going to work out the problem with "thanks and have a nice day" being a clause.

More Editing

You shall eat fungus, for fungus is good for your personal health therefore thanks and have a nice day!

FUNGUS STATEMENT UPDATE!!!!!

As you shall eat fungus, fungus is good for your personal health; thanks and have a nice day!

"Quote" (Double Quote)

In a conversation with Aftere, an exchange of statements were made. She suggested it be a quote. Since it's a combination of quotes from two people, consider it a double quote.

Aftere: Security wouldn't matter in a perfect world

Mushking: but in a world that changes, there is no perfect world

 Aftere is enjoying her name, by the way. At least the first part. It's nice to know.

After I Die

That was the naming material given to me by the one who many of you elect "Queen". Her name is now "Aftere Le Diee", after much alteration. Call her that from now on. Thanks and have a nice day.

Also, if you didn't notice, she joined the blog!

I Shall Post

Yes I shall. I've noticed that the Fungus Statement is actually grammatically incorrect, which is quite shocking. The Power of Fungus fixes this, of course, but I may want to change it to be grammatically correct so that it may be more... grammatically correct. Anyways, I have decided that the comma will be changed to a semicolon, and that I will add a subordinating conjunction to the first clause. That leaves the question of which one to use. As? Until? Because? If? If you have an idea about this, please comment. Thanks and have a nice day!

I have a bleeding eye

...lid, because JOSH (must name him soon) accidentally kicked me in the face. Fortunately, it's not the eye itself, but the eyelid. I also have a cut finger, and a scratched shoulder. It's quite inconvenient. I'll expect the shoulder to heal soon, perhaps tomorrow.

I believe that I'm making this post somewhat like the nature of Turritopsis Uroboros's posts, by complaining about the ailments in which we currently have. Speaking of which, Turritopsis's pull buoy is either in the possesion of Emily (must name her as well), or at the Rowlinson lost and found. If anyone manages to make contact with Turritopsis, please deliver this message. Thanks.

3 Days and 14 Hours

I came back to remove the timer, when I noticed that it displayed 3 days and 14 hours since Bot Plant's possible detonation. PI! The timer shall be removed now.

No Detonation

(Un)Fortunately, Bot Plant got the piece and did not detonate. Thanks and have a nice day!

Almost there...

Just a few seconds... and... well, I don't see anything here. Did anyone? If nobody experienced it (sorry about informing people at such a late time, but I only received news at about that time), then we shall send someone to view the results. That means, if you're reading this blog post, go now. Then again, tomorrow might be better. Yeah, let's find out tomorrow.

Bot Plant's Detonation

Bot Plant may have a chance of detonating at 9:00 PM today. If you live around the area, you may have a chance of experiencing the visuals yourself by going to Bot Plant's residence. I do not know where it is, therefore, I shall not attend. If anyone would like to attend, please try to preserve the head (if it is still intact), and deliver it to me. We shall pat the head for entertainment purposes. Thanks and have a nice day.

Also, there is only a chance that Bot Plant might detonate. If she "get's the piece exactly" how she wants it, then there will be no exciting visuals for you to see.

Use the Power of Fungus

USE IT!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! This post is quite pointless, I just felt the need to post. Especially with Mark Clark's new post on his blog...

Poll Closed

The poll has closed, and Jacsee Seigame has won. That is your name now, Jacsee. I have also named another person Ison Ward. When he chooses to follow this blog, I will make an announcement that he does.

Random Acronym

ACRONYMS!!!

A person named *removed*(by request) suggested the following acronym:


'MAD' stands for:

Mushroom ADvertiser

Which is pretty much what I decided to do with Google+ anyways. What else would there be to do?
Also, because *that guy* doesn't know what these acronyms are, they are random words that people have spoken. I then come along and make an acronym out of it so that the phrase has more sense. You can look at some of the previous ones that I have made.

Michelle's Insanity...

... It can be contained? We all thought that her insanity will inevitably occur, until news reached me about a single man or woman who could actually contain that massive insanity stored within her mind. I wish to meet this person one day, and learn his or her secrets into doing this. It is a skill that may be useful one day (or perhaps possible to reverse-engineer to make people go insane). Also, her name is now Bot Plant. Call her Bot Plant.

WE'RE ON GOOGLE!!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!

In the middle of naming Jocsee Seigame (for the moment), I have run a google search on "Turritopsis Uroboros" to see what it brings up. The first few results are from Turritopsis's blog, but the next one in line is from... THIS VERY BLOG!!!!! Now, the only problem now is that the first result of "FUNGUS IS GOOD FOR YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY" is Turritopsis's blog, and this blog is nowhere in sight. Perhaps I used that method to get to her blog too many times... Anyways, I need to get a method to bring this blog onto the first page minimum. Perhaps one day we will overtake the Turritopsis Uroboros blog, but now is a time to celebrate our great achievement!!!!

VOTE!!

...for which name sounds best to you. I have added 8 examples. The name must include the following four segments:

JAC
SEE
SEI
GAME

Please comment any extra names you would like.

11th Follower

And his/her name is in... symbols... all of it, I believe. How strange a name is that. Is it Greek? Arabic? Any other non-Roman non-Asian language? Well, that is all for this short post.

The Power of Dimes

You can use them to pay for your pizza, and annoy the lunch lady in the process. That's what my newest follower (who I need to name) has done. His goal now is to bring a mass of pennies, contained in multiple wallets, and pay for his lunch at the beginning of lunch. This would be very interesting to watch. I've also gotten dual leg cramps two days ago. The biggest problem with that is that you can't balance on the uncramped leg, as both of them are cramped. Therefore, you must somehow manage to balance the weight on both legs, allowing you to stand without an insane amount of pain on one single leg. I've also made an improved fungus.bat file. Xia has tested it out, and he's angry at me for making him do that. Perhaps you should try it:

@echo off
:fungus
msg * "EAT FUNGUS!!!"
echo fungus
start fungus
goto fungus

Unlike before, the file must be named "fungus.bat" for this version to work. Go try it out, perhaps on a friend of yours if you don't dare use it on your own computer. Don't worry, a simple reboot will fix everything!

Chester the Jester

Our jester has been named, and his name is Chester. I have also removed all that other junk from his position because Jesters entertain, and music is entertaining! Also, if Chester is reading this blog post, CLICK THE FOLLOW BUTTON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all, goodbye.

Stereogram

__|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|__
EatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFu
ngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEngusE
atFunatFunatFunatFunatFuntFuntFuntFuntFFuntFFuntFFuntFFuntFF
gusEagusEagusEagusEaguEaguEaguEaguEaguEaguuEaguuEaguuEaguuEa
tFungtFungtFungtFungFungFungFungFungFungFunggFunggFunggFungg
usEatusEatusEatusEtusEtusEtusEtusEtusEtusEtusEEtusEEtusEEtus
FunguFunguFunguFuguFuguFuguFuguFuguFuguFuguFuguuFuguuFuguuFu
sEatFsEatFsEatFsatFsatFsatFsatFsatFsatFsatFsatFssatFssatFssa
ungusungusungusungusungusugusugusugussugussugussugussugussug
EatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEtFuEtFuEtFuEEtFuEEtFuEEtFuEEtFuEEt
ngusEngusEngusEngusEngusEnusEnusEnusEnnusEnnusEnnusEnnusEnnu
atFunatFunatFunatFunatFuntFuntFuntFuntFFuntFFuntFFuntFFuntFF
gusEagusEagusEagusEagusEausEausEausEaussEaussEaussEaussEauss
tFungtFungtFungtFungtFungFungFungFungFunngFunngFunngFunngFun
usEatusEatusEatusEatusEatsEatsEatsEatsEaatsEaatsEaatsEaatsEa
FunguFunguFunguFunguFunguunguunguunguungguungguungguungguung
sEatFsEatFsEatFsEatFsEatFsatFsatFsatFsaatFsaatFsaatFsaatFsaa
ungusungusungusungusungusungusungusungusungusungusungusungus
EatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFuEatFu
__|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|__


This is a stereogram. To see the hidden image, focus your eyes so that the vertical lines at the either the top or the bottom merge with each other in a way. Imagine yourself looking "through" the image. It might take a while, or perhaps a long time. Keep trying though.

Temporary Name #1 Acronym

ACRONYMS!!!

Temporary Name #1 (Michelle) stated "I DPM" online. Later, I figured out that this was an acronym. Therefore, I shall give you what it stands for.

'DPM' stands for:

Destroy People Mindlessly

Who knew Temporary Name #1 was that evil? Also, you may want to know that a few days before this conversation, she said "I'm changing my evil ways" to me through email. This was BEFORE the DPM thing though.

Also, I have gained two more viewers to this blog because of that "game" thingy for educational purposes. Those two people shall now CLICK THE JOIN BUTTON on this blog. This gives me more followers and encourages me to keep entertaining people with this blog. Thanks and have a nice day!

"Game" I made for educational purposes

I have just posted a mirror download for those that keep saying that the first download is screwing up their computers. You have to wait 25 seconds to download unless you have a premium account.

Whoops, I accidentally removed the sound effects file when I was trying to reduce file size. Well, I have once again updated the download link. It SHOULD work this time. Hopefully.

Unfortunately, the previous link somehow only packed the audio folder. I was in a hurry, therefore I could not test the link. Here is a NEW one that will hopefully work. I shall test after I have updated.

Well, since people have been giving me positive comments on this (mostly everyone), and people have been encouraging me to do this, here's the "game".
http://www.mediafire.com/?66b3d02zi3tx4e0
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4G1FVYZO

Controls:
X-menu (don't know why you need this though)
C-interact with things
Arrow keys-move

Walkthrough (highlight to see):
1: go talk to that fish guy at the market
2: go to the west exit place
3: watch the cutscene
4: go talk to the second farmer
Thats it!

Backgrounds Anyone?

Oh yeah... I still need a decent background. This blog has 40 (now 41) blog posts, 551 views, 8 followers, and 14 comments, yet it still uses that solid color background. You know, the W3C people should make an HTML code for a gradient. That would be a really good idea. Microsoft should also make a patch or something to make IE8 compatible with HTML5 for those of us that still use XP. It would make our lives alot more convenient. Anyways, GET ME A BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!! Make sure it's a good background, with a decent size, and a decent resolution. Otherwise, I might as well stick to using this solid color background as I am right now.

Bob, when you read this...

...You will know that I have spammed your gmail. Yeah, its great, isn't it? Also, WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET TO PRACTICE SO I CAN PAT YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, seriously, come on Monday.

Ok... So now we don't know when O was actually born...

MARK CLARK!!!!! Thanks for telling me he was born in 1997. BUT, I still don't know WHEN he was born... Oh well, it passed already. Thanks and have a nice day!

The Earth's location relative to the Sun when O was born

That magical alignment will occur... in a time that I will now calculate. According to Mark Clark, O was born 5 hours before the arrival of September. Therefore, he was born on August 31 at 7:00 P.M. BUT... we must consider the 1/4th of a day at the end of each year. Unfortunately, I do not know which year he was born in. Therefore, both possibilities shall be posted. If he was born in 1998, then the alignment will occur tomorrow... at around 3:00 A.M. If he was born in 1997, then it will occur at 9:00 A.M. If anyone has his exact birthyear, feel free to post it. I just remembered to post O on the page of members. I must do so now. BYE!!!!!

People have their names wrong...

I have seen some people today that I haven't in... a few weeks or so. Anyways, as people were introducing themselves after practice today, I noticed that a few people got their names wrong. Mark Clark noticed this a few seconds after his introduction, and said "oops", so all is fine with him, now that he knows what he accidentally failed upon. Now, for all of you OTHER people, such as Uncommon Vanilla (39 pats, as of now), introduced themselves wrong, and never noticed. YOUR NAME IS UNCOMMON VANILLA, NOT VINCENT OR WHATEVER YOU SAID. This also goes for Turritopsis Uroboros. That is your name, not anything besides Turritopsis Uroboros. REMEMBER THAT and you shall be fine... for a while... or so... One question that is still unanswered was... WHERE IS BOB THE FAMILIAR SHADOW SLAYING GUY!!!!!!!! He posted on Turritopsis's blog today... Oh well. I hope he reads and comments to this blog post. Thanks and have a nice day!

SUPREME MAGICAL POEM OF PI

Poe, E.
Near a Raven

Midnights so dreary, tired and weary.
Silently pondering volumes extolling all by-now obsolete lore.
During my rather long nap - the weirdest tap!
An ominous vibrating sound disturbing my chamber's antedoor.
"This", I whispered quietly, "I ignore".


Perfectly, the intellect remembers: the ghostly fires, a glittering ember.
Inflamed by lightning's outbursts, windows cast penumbras upon this floor.
Sorrowful, as one mistreated, unhappy thoughts I heeded:
That inimitable lesson in elegance - Lenore -
Is delighting, exciting...nevermore.


Ominously, curtains parted (my serenity outsmarted),
And fear overcame my being - the fear of "forevermore".
Fearful foreboding abided, selfish sentiment confided,
As I said, "Methinks mysterious traveler knocks afore.
A man is visiting, of age threescore."


Taking little time, briskly addressing something: "Sir," (robustly)
"Tell what source originates clamorous noise afore?
Disturbing sleep unkindly, is it you a-tapping, so slyly?
Why, devil incarnate!--" Here completely unveiled I my antedoor--
Just darkness, I ascertained - nothing more.


While surrounded by darkness then, I persevered to clearly comprehend.
I perceived the weirdest dream...of everlasting "nevermores".
Quite, quite, quick nocturnal doubts fled - such relief! - as my intellect said,
(Desiring, imagining still) that perchance the apparition was uttering a whispered "Lenore".
This only, as evermore.


Silently, I reinforced, remaining anxious, quite scared, afraid,
While intrusive tap did then come thrice - O, so stronger than sounded afore.
"Surely" (said silently) "it was the banging, clanging window lattice."
Glancing out, I quaked, upset by horrors hereinbefore,
Perceiving: a "nevermore".


Completely disturbed, I said, "Utter, please, what prevails ahead.
Repose, relief, cessation, or but more dreary 'nevermores'?"
The bird intruded thence - O, irritation ever since! -
Then sat on Pallas' pallid bust, watching me (I sat not, therefore),
And stated "nevermores".


Bemused by raven's dissonance, my soul exclaimed, "I seek intelligence;
Explain thy purpose, or soon cease intoning forlorn 'nevermores'!"
"Nevermores", winged corvus proclaimed - thusly was a raven named?
Actually maintain a surname, upon Pluvious seashore?
I heard an oppressive "nevermore".


My sentiments extremely pained, to perceive an utterance so plain,
Most interested, mystified, a meaning I hoped for.
"Surely," said the raven's watcher, "separate discourse is wiser.
Therefore, liberation I'll obtain, retreating heretofore -
Eliminating all the 'nevermores' ".


Still, the detestable raven just remained, unmoving, on sculptured bust.
Always saying "never" (by a red chamber's door).
A poor, tender heartache maven - a sorrowful bird - a raven!
O, I wished thoroughly, forthwith, that he'd fly heretofore.
Still sitting, he recited "nevermores".


The raven's dirge induced alarm - "nevermore" quite wearisome.
I meditated: "Might its utterances summarize of a calamity before?"
O, a sadness was manifest - a sorrowful cry of unrest;
"O," I thought sincerely, "it's a melancholy great - furthermore,
Removing doubt, this explains 'nevermores' ".


Seizing just that moment to sit - closely, carefully, advancing beside it,
Sinking down, intrigued, where velvet cushion lay afore.
A creature, midnight-black, watched there - it studied my soul, unawares.
Wherefore, explanations my insight entreated for.
Silently, I pondered the "nevermores".


"Disentangle, nefarious bird! Disengage - I am disturbed!"
Intently its eye burned, raising the cry within my core.
"That delectable Lenore - whose velvet pillow this was, heretofore,
Departed thence, unsettling my consciousness therefore.
She's returning - that maiden - aye, nevermore."


Since, to me, that thought was madness, I renounced continuing sadness.
Continuing on, I soundly, adamantly forswore:
"Wretch," (addressing blackbird only) "fly swiftly - emancipate me!"
"Respite, respite, detestable raven - and discharge me, I implore!"
A ghostly answer of: "nevermore".


" 'Tis a prophet? Wraith? Strange devil? Or the ultimate evil?"
"Answer, tempter-sent creature!", I inquired, like before.
"Forlorn, though firmly undaunted, with 'nevermores' quite indoctrinated,
Is everything depressing, generating great sorrow evermore?
I am subdued!", I then swore.


In answer, the raven turned - relentless distress it spurned.
"Comfort, surcease, quiet, silence!" - pleaded I for.
"Will my (abusive raven!) sorrows persist unabated?
Nevermore Lenore respondeth?", adamantly I encored.
The appeal was ignored.


"O, satanic inferno's denizen -- go!", I said boldly, standing then.
"Take henceforth loathsome "nevermores" - O, to an ugly Plutonian shore!
Let nary one expression, O bird, remain still here, replacing mirth.
Promptly leave and retreat!", I resolutely swore.
Blackbird's riposte: "nevermore".


So he sitteth, observing always, perching ominously on these doorways.
Squatting on the stony bust so untroubled, O therefore.
Suffering stark raven's conversings, so I am condemned, subserving,
To a nightmare cursed, containing miseries galore.
Thus henceforth, I'll rise (from a darkness, a grave) -- nevermore!


-- Original: E. Poe
-- Redone by measuring circles.

Other Magical Poem of Pi

Now I will a rhyme construct,
By chosen words, the young instruct.
Cunningly devised endeavors,
Con it and remember ever.
Widths in circle here you see,
Sketched out in strange obscurity.

Play THIS on a Piano!

Sooo... there is this song that people call the "Death Waltz", although the song is acutally a remix of the song called "UN Owen was Her" from the game Touhou: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil. Well, this is a video explaining "how" to play this on the piano, but I don't see how you'll learn anything from this, as it takes about 20 hands to actually play this. Still, watch the video anyways.



The song isn't by John Stump by the way. That was the other song, "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz", a song thats "impossible" to play.

Search the FUNGUS STATEMENT

For some reason, when you search up the FUNGUS STATEMENT, the first result is a post in Turritopsis Uroboros's blog in which I commented in. I would like to have THIS blog as the first result in that search. Unfortunately, it seems Google has yet to register this blog into it's search system, so this could take a while. Perhaps if I get more comments, followers, and posts, they will realise the importance of this blog and add it to their system. Therefore, I am requesting you people to comment and refer people to this blog as much as possible. Thanks and have a nice day!

AHHHH SURGERY

Surgery is done. My mouth hurts only if something touches it (like my toungue). The worst thing about it wouldn't be the surgery itself, because they numb for it. It would be the sedatives they use to put you to sleep. Even now, I feel very strange when I walk, and I can't eat anything because that causes me to throw up a few minutes later. Therefore, I have been drinking fluids this entire day lain down somewhere, trying to go to sleep. I should feel better tomorrow, if my body recovers fast enough. I suppose the moral of this story is DON'T USE DRUGS unless you have to, like in my situation. Even then, it makes you feel really bad. AGH!!!! STOMACHACHE!!! BYE!

Surgery Tomorrow

Surgery Tomorrow. This shall put further limitations on what I can eat even with braces. This limitation shall last for about one week or so. FUNGUS!

Boredom

I am bored... I shall play Dragon Nest when Mark Clark is finished with his math homework.

To eat, or not to eat

I have rewritten "To be, or not to be" as a fungus passage. This block of text basically describes the confusion this random man had to go through because he somehow obtained a large amount of MUSHROOMS!!!! And now, he doesn't have anywhere to put them. He tries to eat them, but there are too many. He tries to throw them away, but doesn't want to be wasteful. He wishes to give them to people who need food, but fears of their allergies. Anyways, here it is. Read for yourself:

To eat, or not to eat, that is the fungus question:
Whether 'tis more fungusy in the mind to suffer
The aches and pains of a fungus stuffed belly,
Or to take refusal against a sea of mushrooms,
And by opposing waste them? To waste, to refuse,
No more; and by a refusal to say we cannot explode
The great belly we use everyday, and the thousand natural mushrooms
That we are heir to: 'tis a great fortune
Devoutly to be wished. To gain, to inherit;
To inherit, perchance to donate – ay, there's the rub:
For in that mass of mushrooms what furthur good may come,
When we have shuffled off our own terrible hunger,
Must give us pause – there's the idea
That makes greatness of so much fungi.
For who would bear the pains and aches of hunger,
The belly's shrinking, the random man's randomness,
The burden of a massive debt, the people's mass-pat spree,
The great ripoff deals of the Uncommon Vanilla, and the massive space
That is required of the one who stores the massive amount of mushrooms,
When he himself might decide
With a generous mind who would get the mushrooms,
To eat and eat under a large mushroom's cap,
But that the spores of that great mushroom may cause his allergies,
The undiscovered allergy from his DNA
No one knew about, shall stall the decision,
And makes him rather hard to deal with the situation
Than to keep all of them by himself?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the great mass of mushrooms
Is passed generation to generation down the family,
And is the burden that they must carry,
With this mass of mushrooms their home turns small,
And lose the name of action. Eat them now,
The fair Mushroom! Food, in thy plate
Be all my troubles gone.

Mystical Poem of Pi

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate.
Or locate they who can cogitate
And so finally terminate. Finis.

What Now?

I have nothing to do as of now. We all feel relief now that something has ended. FUNGUS! Ok then... Bye.

The Story of Kevmen Guy the Caveman

Like in all Oblivion stories, this one begins in a jail cell. Kevmen Guy was a high elf caveman. Nobody knows how this happened, because high elves are "high" and cavemen are primitive. We can only suppose that he was a more primitive version of the high elf. Anyways, he went the usual path any Oblivion player would. He followed the emperor out the secret passage, was given the amulet to be given to Jauffre, and left through the sewers. Soon, he found his way to Imperial City. There was only one problem though, he was blocked out by a huge wall. After looking around the wall for half an hour, he discovered a path. As he walked along the path, he saw a person and an opportunity. Quickly, he drew his sword and started slashing at the person. As the person was nearing death, she suddenly created this funny looking purple cloud which put Kevmen to sleep for a few seconds, giving her the time to punch him back. When Kevmen awoke, he struck back with his sword before being put back to sleep. This cycle continued for a while until Kevmen finally killed the random person. But when he checked what was on the person, he was very disappointed. Nothing but some clothes and about 2 coins. He continued looking for a way in to Imperial City, when he came upon a stable. Another opportunity. He found a great white horse and jumped on. He evaded the guards that began chasing him, and rode as far away as he could. That ended things for him in Imperial City. Oh well, he should head for Jauffre about now. Jauffre inhabited Waynon Priory near a city named Chorrol. After arriving, he gave Jauffre the amulet. In return, Jauffre allowed Kevmen Guy to access his chest of random equipment. Kevmen took a claymore, some arrows, and a better bow. Then, he decided to find a place to sleep. There was a house next to Waynon Priory, but someone was sleeping in the bed. Kevmen decided that since he was in heavy need of a bed, he shot the guy with a fireball. The guy was angry, and so he jumped out of the bed and threw a punch at Kevmen. Right before the punch hit Kevmen, the guy decided that he was tired, and so he got back on the bed and went back to sleep. Kevmen guy threw another fireball at him once he fell asleep again, but the same thing happened. This continued until the guy was severely injured, and ran out the door. Kevmen Guy decided not to pursue him because he was too tired to run from the guards that were outside. So Kevmen Guy slept. In the middle of his sleep, a random guy in a black robe came in and visited him. He told Kevmen Guy to kill someone at this inn somewhere. Before the robed man left, Kevmen got the opportunity to pickpocket him and get a lockpick and 5 coins! The next day, this Caveman learned a new spell! He decided to try it out, so he went into the stable at Chorrol and used his "Turn Undead" spell on a horse. Unfortunately, nothing happened, and guards came after him again. He quickly mounted another horse and fled. He returned to Chorrol when the guards had forgotten him, and blasted the owner of the stable with a fireball. The guards came after him again, but Kevmen couldn't get on a horse, and ran. When most of the guards went back, one of them stayed close after Kevmen. He decided to use his bow and shoot the guard. Since the guard only had a sword, Kevmen was safely out of his reach, as long as he kept running. So Kevmen was shooting arrows at the guard for a long time while running away from him. Many of his arrows missed, but finally, the guard died. Kevmen scavenged some better armor from the guard, and went back to Chorrol. Unfortunately, all the guards noticed him and started chasing. Kevmen was once again forced into running. He tried to pull out his bow, but didn't look closely at the road, accidentally jumped off a cliff, and died.

Members List

After constant pestering from Mark Clark, I have finally added the Members of the Mushroom Kindom page. This new post also kicks the "Pat Pat Pat" post off of the front page, unfortunately.

Coming Soon - The Story of Kevmen Guy the Caveman!

Kevmen Guy the Caveman is an Oblivion character my friend Kevmen made on my computer. He has a very entertaining and random story to tell containing a murder, a failing spell, and a very humorous way to kill a guard. This story will be coming soon to this blog. Maybe.

Lag: A Major Cause of Death in the Virtual World

It probably wasn't the best idea going bear hunting in Mabinogi with the lag caused by downloading Dragon Nest at 350KB/s (Currently 73%!!!). It got me killed twice. After killing 2 bears, I tried killing a third, which I successfully killed, but sustained massive damage due to lag. Suddenly A WISP CAME UP TO ME AND BLASTED ME WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! I dropped my Dragon Rider Boots to that death, so I revived on spot and picked it up WHEN THE WISP CAME AND BLASTED ME AGAIN!!!!!! This time, I dropped my Sheep Robe, which was an event item, and very cheap to get back from the Lost and Found center. Anyways, for those of you that play Mabinogi (Mark Clark, John the Reviver, possibly some other people), you should know what I am speaking of. Otherwise, carry on with the rest of your day.

What Tomorrow Means to Turritopsis Uroboros

ACRONYMS!!!
That magical scrolling word means that there is an acronym to be shown. If you visit Turritopsis's blog, the second most current post (as of now) ends with "Tomorrow I'll actually talk about something important.". Unfortunately, Turritopsis did not post the next day as we all anticipated. Instead, she posted 26 days afterwards. This led me to believe that TOMORROW is actually an acronym and stands for something.

'TOMORROW' stands for:

Turritopsis Ouroboros's Mushroom Orchard Restores Right Operating Weather

Hey! Turritopsis has a MUSHROOM ORCHARD!!!!!! I commend you for that. For those of you that don't know, Turritopsis spells her last name with an "o", so what is Uroboros becomes Ouroboros. It seems that her mushroom orchard could not grow because the weather at her residence was not suited for such. 26 days later, the weather returned to normal, giving Turritopsis the time to post once again, instead of constantly replenishing water to her crops. Let us all wish Turritopsis's mushroom orchard to grow a healthy and plentiful supply of mushrooms for us to eat!

The Pat Post

There was a post in this blog that consisted purely of "pat"s. The specific number of pats within the actual content of the post is the maximum number of pats that will fit into Google Talk's chat box. If you would like to spam someone with "pat"s, simply copy the contents of the post, and constantly alternate between pressing "ctrl + v" and "enter". Thanks and have a nice day!

Three Simple Steps to Destroy a Microwave

Note: These steps may vary from microwave to microwave. For your personal success, please analyse your microwave before proceeding. Thank you for your cooperation

Hello random people, welcome to this new random blog post! Here I will teach you how to destroy a microwave! Unfortunately, I do not have pictures because when I did this, I didn't have a camera around. I couldn't recreate the event afterwards because... the microwave was destroyed. Yea. So, here are the three simple steps to follow:

1. Press the "9" button on your microwave four times
2. Press the "start" button
3. Wait

Step 3 may take a while. If you hear a ding, then you know that you probably succeeded. Either that, or your microwave sucks and the microwave is still "functional". If this is the case, get a mechanic, then repeat steps 1-3 again. If you start to smell something smoking, then the process has begun. You will know when it is finished if your microwave is either heavily deformed, the timer stops, or something explodes. Good luck!

I take no responsibility in the damages or problems you may cause by using this procedure. That is your problem, not mine.

314 VISITS

314 VISITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great, isn't it? Aside from that, Mark Clark has just followed this blog. Mark Clark is one of my loyal followers as well. He is the Royal Architect for the Mushroom Kingdom! Well, that is all. Have a nice day!

Pat Pat Pat

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We Shall Pat Heads

That was a random title. I don't even know why I put it there. I STILL have nothing to do with this blog, and I am only posting because I feel the need to (remember the MERP?). Still, since I have made a title, I shall go with it. To everyone who reads my blog that doesn't know how to pat heads (very few, considering my followers): You will simply go up to someone, and touch the top of their head with the palm of your hand (any part of your hand will do, but go for the palm). Then, the other person must attempt to go for your head. The one with the most pats on the other person's head by the designated end time (1 minute, 1 hour, end of the day, never, etc.) wins! Thats about it.

Posting again...

I am posting because Michelle (who owes me a major debt) asked me to. Please pester Michelle until she pays (which probably isn't possible, because the debt is probably larger than the total currency in the world by now). That is all. Goodbye.

Link: Turritopsis Uroboros - Merp

THE LINK FOLLOWS:

VKB: Out of the fire... as the phoenix: Merp.

Hey, this sounds alot like something I would post, doesn't it? Well, other than the fact that I would name it something other than MERP. Speaking of which, just may be an acronym. So here's the banner:
ACRONYMS!!!

And here's the acronym.

'MERP' stands for:

Mushroom Eating Resolves Problems

Isn't that nice? So the next time you have a problem, be sure to try this out and eat some FUNGUS!!!!!!!!!!!

In Seattle

Hey, I'm in Seattle. Some of you know why, others don't. Anyways, I really don't know what to post here anyways. Welll, I might as well introduce some of the followers that some of you don't know. First, Alan Xia (or as he put it, xia alan) is a loyal follower of me. He follows my FUNGUS INFLUENCE very well. Yay! Angela Withrow, which is supposed to be FUNGUS PERSON #2, is a friend of mine who created a gmail account for the purpose of finishing a project. I don't really know who the other person is. If you are reading this, other person, please introduce yourself. Thank you very much.

Posting...

Boredom... what to do...
Perhaps I could post another acronym... or perhaps not. Not yet. Not now. Tomorrow(Procrastination word!). Well, this post was generally a pointless post. I would take suggestions on what to post, because this blog is pretty pointless at the moment. Oh yea, ANSWER THE HIGHER MUSHROOM MANAGEMENT THING ALREADY!!!!!!

By Request

Ok then, if you people really want me to make an acronym for Turritopsis Uroboros, I will attempt it. Now then, because this is not one of Turritopsis Uroboros's acronyms, it will not have the word bouncing around.

Here we are:

'TURRITOPSIS' stands for:

Terrible Usage of Radioactive Restrooms Indicate Terrible Openings in the Physical Surrounding Instrument Systems

'UROBOROS' stands for:

Uranium Resides On Both Open Radios and Orange Signposts

Now, I have completed the deed. Goodbye for now... until I feel the need to post again.

Higher Mushroom Managing Ideas

Anyone have any idea on Higher Mushroom Management yet? Well, unless Turritopsis Uroboros decides to give us the answer, we must think together on this interesting question. To help, I've created a list of possible forms Higher Mushroom Management could take on. See if any of them sound familiar.

List:
Higher Mushroom Management
Higher Mushroom Management Association
Higher Mushroom Management Company
Higher Mushroom Management Co.
Higher Mushroom Management Corporation
Higher Mushroom Management Corp.
Higher Mushroom Management Incorporated
Higher Mushroom Management Inc.
Higher Mushroom Management Network
Higher Mushroom Management Managing
Higher Mushroom Management Managing Association
The Higher Mushroom Management Company
The Higher Mushroom Management Co.
The Higher Mushroom Management Corporation
The Higher Mushroom Management Corp.
The Higher Mushroom Management Incorporated
The Higher Mushroom Management Inc.
The Higher Mushroom Management Network
www.highermushroommanagement.org
www.thehighermushroommanagement.org
www.highermushroommanagement.com
www.thehighermushroommanagement.com
www.highermushroommanagement.net
www.thehighermushroommanagement.net
highermushroommanagement.blogspot.com
thehighermushroommanagement.blogspot.com
Well, that is all that I have. If you happen to have an idea, or perhaps think of another form Higher Mushroom Management could take on, please comment, as this is how I will know. Any new forms will be added to the list as soon as I see it. Thank you very much.

Even More Acronyms

ACRONYMS!!!

Ahh... MORE ACRONYMS!!!!! This one was sent to me as a reply to my decoding of MEH(Molar Extraction Hypnosis). This one says HMMM...NOPE. I don't know why there is an ellipse in there, but I think she made it up while thinking, thus explaining the ellipse. I will remove the ellipse in the acronym explanation

'HMMMNOPE' stands for:

Higher Mushroom Management Makes Nominating Optimistic People Easier

I'm supposing Higher Mushroom Management is an organization of some sort. If you come up with a better explanation, please tell me.

More Acronyms

ACRONYMS!!!

I have added a bouncing title to the acronyms post for entertainment purposes. Anyways, on with the post.

Again, I feel the terrible wrath of boredom... and tiredness. And so, to entertain myself, and whoever actually reads these, I have decided to post another acronym created by Turritopsis Uroboros, and decoded by me, the MUSHROOM KING!!!!!!!!! Anyways, this acronyms was sent to me during an email, like most of them are. She send MEH to me as a response to some of my questions. Well, this is how I decoded it.

'MEH' stands for:

Molar Extraction Hypnosis

Well, if you don't understand what this was for, she was having a molar extraction surgery, and was hypnotised to minimise the pain. Unfortunately, the hypnosis lasted longer than expected, and so she typed MEH to show how akward she was feeling at the moment. Well, I have nothing more to post. Goodbye people!

Acronyms... Acronyms...

ACRONYMS!!!  

Anyways, if you look to the sidebar, you will see my followers list. In the followers list (which has only 4 people), you will see a person named VKBLACKWELL, who you will know as Turritopsis Uroboros. Anyways, Turritopsis usually sends a random acronym to me in an email every now and then. She is very, how should I say, obsessed with acronyms, and it makes it more difficult, yet more entertaining, to read her emails. Before this, I had no idea how brilliant I was at decoding acronyms. Anyways, I have decided to make a list of acronyms that she has created, and post one every now and then. First, we have her username itself.

'VKBLACKWELL' stands for:

Vitamins Kill Bees Lacking Abilities that Counteract Killer Wisdom-Enhancing Lemony Liquids

Isn't that interesting? Now, with this new piece of knowledge, please continue with your daily life as you normally do, saying the FUNGUS STATEMENT to everyone you meet, everywhere you go. That is all, goodbye.

Anyways, while we wait for Bob the Familiar Guy to make our background, which he hasn't replied to my email about in the first place, I will put up this random post which has nothing useful in it.

FUNGUS STATEMENT ADDED!!!!!

As you can see, I've added the FUNGUS STATEMENT below the title, so now, you can memorise it easier!!! And it uses marquee, so it catches your attention better. HAHAHA

Something to Do...

Hmm... what should happen now, I don't know. I suppose that since I am bored, I shall post something... but what? That is the question here.

Hmm... I believe I just obtained a great idea!!! I'll post "To be or not to be"! Well, Here it is:

"To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause – there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered."

Anyways, whoever you are, as I only recall two people who actually read this (Turritopsis Uroboros and Bob the Familiar Guy), feel free to memorise this. Until next time... whenever that may be.

Title Update

NEW TITLE AGAIN!!!! Well, not really, I just added a gradiented border so that the title fits in more, but it looks much better now. Anyways, I'm still looking for a background. Now, if Bob the Familiar Guy (spirit of retribution) would like to photoshop something up and send it to me, that would be nice. Then, I could actually begin posting things(well, I still don't really know what I made this blog for, so that's going to be a problem). Anyways, if anyone else would be willing to create a nice background, that would help us(me) greatly, thank you very much.

NEW TITLE!!!!!

As you can see, I have successfully changed the old background into an AMAZING TITLE!!!!!! YES!!!!! Well, It could be better. One thing I am currently trying to do is to add a gradient, so it will look more 'fitting' into the web page. Well, I'll do that next time, I suppose. Or maybe today if I have time. Well, that is all.

Backgrounds Wanted

Well, since this blog is under construction, I am currently looking for a good background. The previous one was removed because it was insanely hard to see the text with. I will probably turn that into a banner or something. I need a simple picture of some form of a kingdom or the other. As little color change as possible while still maintaining exeptional quality. Thank you very much.

Under Construction

YOU SHALL EAT FUNGUS FOR FUNGUS IS GOOD FOR YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH, THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!

Above, you see the legendary FUNGUS STATEMENT!!!!! Feel free to memorise it.



This blog is under construction. Please check back later.